harnett county

A small urban county, where they have terrible sports and horrible cops, potheads, incest, and worried about whose better trump or biliary

His edumacation must be from harnett county

by Bigboy77 December 16, 2017

mcdowell county

Commonly referred to as 'The County' by natives in the bordering areas, McDowell county is located in southern West Virgina. It consists of many small communities who lived out their heydays through the mid nineteenth century during the booming times of coal mining. Today, these communities are quiet and generally run-down. Although, a couple of the mining tipples are still active. Notable figures include The Rocket Boys; such as Homer Hickam Jr. whose story is documented in his memoir Rocket Boys (later inspiring the film October Sky.)

Goin' to McDowell County to seem mama n 'em!

by mackyfleur75 February 1, 2017

County Kid

A County Kid is a name referring to teenagers typically considered to be emo and has the hobbie of riding, and getting angry at, a skateboard. They enjoy to take drugs every day of their lives and get angry when anyone says anything about them. They are usually seen as depressed or acting depressed to get attention, especially on the website: www.facebook.com and when someone tells them the truth about their problems, all the other county kids then attempt to murder the person who is honest in an attempt at keeping their primal attention seeking ways.

Jason: Hey Kieran, how's life?
Kieran: Bad, or atleast that's what people will think when they see what I wrote on facebook!
Jason: Oh yeah, I forgot you're a county kid...

Kieran: My life sucks and nobody loves me.
Jason: Well that's not true, it's just that you get into too many romantic relationships and refuse to see the faults with yourself.
Alistair: Kill him! he is an infidel!

by Pseudo-God February 23, 2012

Hunterdon County

A place filled with rich white pricks who like to say the n word and are entirely full of themselves even though there are absolutely NO ATTRACTIVE BOYS HERE and the girls have absolutely no personality or sense of individuality

Please for the love of god get me out of Hunterdon County, this white boy just asked me out and then called himself a fine "n-word" and every single person here dresses the same

by McSquizzy the squirrel April 12, 2020

Bruce County

Bruce county, is a plot of land that we like to refer to as God's Country because the sunrises, sunsets, rainbows and views in general are so beautiful. It's full of nice people who greet you with a smile.

I was melkin the cows when I realized how beautiful the sunset was outside. That's when I remembered I was in God's country. Bruce County.

by Melky Way February 29, 2020

Tattnall County

A place where whores live and think they are badasses and ain't nothing and a bunch of emo kids that think they are dogs. Where people love to fight for attention!!!!

In Tattnall County High School there is this girl named Emma summerall can never take her dog collar off, barks and licks her self.

by GOD HELP US ALL!! February 3, 2022

baltimore COUNTY

A county north of the city of Bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the annual Hunt Cup. The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawltimer city and county. When they grow up they get exposure to NYC and they see they're really just either white trash who's daddy couldn't hack it on Wall Street so he took a job at LeggMason, or they're the ugly jews who were ostracized in New York City so they had to come to Bawltimer to fit in.

An LSAT analogy... "BABYLON is to LEPER COLONY as MANHATTAN is to BALTIMORE COUNTY"

by Rick Salomon September 21, 2005