She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

said

that I want to highlight is how I think he did a good job explaining his point of view of his family being drug addicts and how he didn't fully understand what that meant until he got older. This is maybe why he was able to thoroughly explain drug addiction and all of its complexities. He shared how addicts

that I want to highlight is how I think he did a good job explaining his point of view of his family being drug addicts and how he didn't fully understand what that meant until he got older. This is maybe why he was able to thoroughly explain drug addiction and all of its complexities. He shared how addicts said.

by Abcvd January 11, 2024

Said

No what happened.

Hym "I said I expected to be paid for it as I was doing to and then again said I would murder your kids for not paying... If I am not paid immediately I will do just and and ACTUALLY... What I ACTUALLY said is that IF IT TAKES TOO LONG TO PAY ME I'LL TAKE THE MONEY AND KILL A KID ANYWAY. SO CHOP CHOP."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Said Lamri

Said Lamri is Bristols finest Moroccan lad and he is the most elite North African in his city. He usually likes going by the name “La Flame” and created history in the school Bristol Metropolitan Academy

“Yo do you know Said Lamri?”

“Yehh that’s the certi Moroccan don, he’s a madman”

by 🇲🇦🥵 July 12, 2019

rami mohammed said

Very ripped and cool.

- Hey look! It's rami mohammed said!
- Yes I love his huge bbc

by sdaklalsijds November 23, 2020

That's What She Said

Michael Scott’s favorite phrase is now a dirty party game. Like Cards Against Humanity, only all hilarious innuendos.

Person: What's That's What She Said game?

Me: A hilarious party game of twisted innuendos, it's like Cards Against Humanity but all innuendos. You have to play, you'll laugh until you cry!

by Jen Rose February 9, 2019

i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...

Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears

by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020