Tasting the syrup off my tree

When someone keeps dick riding and wont leave you alone

C: makes joke
K: laughs a little bit
C: whats so funny bro you gay or something?
K: stop tasting the syrup off my tree bro

by Lil_beanflaker25k February 23, 2026

Tessing

To cheat or deceive or be unfaithful to your partner

I think my partners tessing but I don’t know how to prove it.

by Tessingcreator October 27, 2025

multi-texting

Texting two or more people at the same time, as evidenced by a noticible lag in reply time.

Guy: So what are you plans 4 today?
5 minutes later...
Guy: Hello, are you gonna answer? Are you multi-texting?

Girl: Duh, I have other friends u know

by TinkerToys8 May 20, 2009

E-Texting

Emailing back and forth as if you were actually cool enough to have a phone and text!

Angelina: im e-texting Brad
Sarah: woo hoo your so cool

by E-Texting hater (get a phone!) May 11, 2010

talkward texting

when neither of the parties want to stop texting but neither can think of a subject to talk about.

1. "ya"
2. "haha"
1. "haha"
2. "ya"
1. "sooo.."
2. "soo.."
1. "lol i think we are talkward texting"

by spankyy420 April 12, 2011

Shirt Tenting

1) The act of pulling both legs up into your shirt to keep warmer.

2) Usually performed by girls & children who are cold, it helps trap heat.

3) Similar to Siberian Monk Sleeving, or putting both hands into opposite sleeves.

Lil Davey: "I was soo cold today I was shirt tenting all morning!"

Josiah: "You're stupid."

by DarkJer November 6, 2011

Taper-texting

The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.

Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.

by doggle1 November 17, 2011