Damn, a Team Zoo just ran up and slapped me in the face, stole my wallet and took me to a back alley where he raped me using zero lube. I regret the entire experience and should not have made eye contact.
by Team Zoo June 10, 2009
The term given to a kick ass group of quality assurance engineers who do the jobs of the lazy ass support bitches while support sits around and cries that their funkgina hurts.
Those muthafuckin geniuses from Team QA gave every support bisnatch a Sleepy Steve while they were passed out at their desks.
by Sloth April 07, 2005
A social group, sometimes "friends" that you hang out with because it is either them, nerds, or nobody. The members of a dream team will probably be popular or at least think they are popular. Although you hang out with them, you do not really fit in. You know that they do things all the time together, but you are almost never invited to join them. A lot of the time it is almost an honor if you do not fit in with them; if you do, then it is probably not a good thing. Sometimes people try to act like they are not part of one, but if they are in denial about it, then they are probably part of one. If you are in this situation you probably dream about what it would be like if you were included in the group, but you know that it won't actually happen. Even if you feel bad temporarily, you will have the last laugh in the end.
You- "Yeah Sis, it kind of sucks."
Sister- "What do you mean?"
You- "I know that my "friends are hanging out at the mall, and yesterday they were chilling at Kyle's house. All of them were there, but I wasn't invited."
Sister- "It doesn't really matter. You are probably part of a dream team."
You- "Maybe..."
Sister- "Trust me, it's a good thing if you don't fit in. In fact, it's a bad thing if you do fit in with them.
You- You know what, you're right!!!"
Sister- "What do you mean?"
You- "I know that my "friends are hanging out at the mall, and yesterday they were chilling at Kyle's house. All of them were there, but I wasn't invited."
Sister- "It doesn't really matter. You are probably part of a dream team."
You- "Maybe..."
Sister- "Trust me, it's a good thing if you don't fit in. In fact, it's a bad thing if you do fit in with them.
You- You know what, you're right!!!"
by MusicDude88 February 01, 2009
The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films
by Your mom March 17, 2005
by Mr.Take A Freaking Guess September 28, 2010
by Marko June 24, 2004
A group from MIT and underpaid Indians that control the entirety of Scratch. They are sensitive man-children that ban a nigga for posting their personal opinion on a political matter (Abortion debate is allowed because why not lul). Criticism of BLM, LGBT, the terrible moderation, mentioning other social media, or using words like 'crap' or 'damn'. You get the point. Since scratch is family friendly, Scratch Team actively pisses on creators and pieces of work that might've took days to make.
New User: I might try this scratch thing to get a head start on programming
Banned User: Don't do that you're gonna waste your time
New User: How come? I've heard scratch is great in my school, alot of people use it
Banned User: Scratch is controlled by a overly sensitive group of manchildren called Scratch Team
New User: Ok and?
Banned User: I got banned for saying the LGBT community has problems that should be fixed
New User: Well, that's just an opinion, not ban worthy
Banned User: They also banned my friend for saying 'Damn' on his own project
New User: What should I do?
Banned User: Use python.
Banned User: Don't do that you're gonna waste your time
New User: How come? I've heard scratch is great in my school, alot of people use it
Banned User: Scratch is controlled by a overly sensitive group of manchildren called Scratch Team
New User: Ok and?
Banned User: I got banned for saying the LGBT community has problems that should be fixed
New User: Well, that's just an opinion, not ban worthy
Banned User: They also banned my friend for saying 'Damn' on his own project
New User: What should I do?
Banned User: Use python.
by Yuri Nation July 24, 2022