Testicle Peanut Juice

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.

Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.

by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018

west testicle

Delightful suburb on the other side of town from eastjesus (which see).

Dayum, it sure is far to west testicle! Not as far as it is to eastjesus homey!

by divemaster September 22, 2006

Towel Tactics

The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.

Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!

George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.

by Tactical Titty Teen July 28, 2010

Lane Tactics

where you start at the opposite end of room then start beating the fuck out of your dick and start running towards your S/O and shove your penis into her vagina and bust a nut so you can speedrun sex

yo me and my wife wanted a baby but i was too tired to have regular sex, so we did the Lane Tactics

by datkfeefers April 13, 2023

testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.

John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.

by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011

Tacticool Pigeon

Someone who spend an insane and obscene ammount of money on Tacticool monile game.

Many players from A/S clan bought the entire vip tree on the first day by spending thousands of dollars on it, they are true Tacticool Pigeons

by Gabbysocial123 July 1, 2022

cat-tasic

When something that is not a cat is very cat like. Can be used to describe/intensify a noun. Although usually positive, cat-tastic could serve to describe something that is cat like in a negative way (hairballs..)

That animal shelter was cat-tastic.

Cat shaped chairs are cat-tastic

I wish Jesus was more cat-tastic

by NOT alex. Hehe. December 21, 2004