Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.

Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.

by Un Hump January 10, 2023

Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.

“How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”

“My tank has never been so dank”

by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020

Rusty tank

Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement

That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.

by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017

Papi Tank

A tank top shirt worn by a man that has no shoulders.

Yo M***R, Sick Papi Tank.

by LIMOS July 8, 2009

Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.

I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!

by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012

Tax Tank

It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.

The Tax Tank really planned my tax affairs in the most efficient way possible.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022