smithtown

A town in Suffolk County on Long Island, NY. It is really boring and not diverse at all, with over 95% of the population being white. Kids here might claim to have a life, but they really don't. Even kids that are able to drive wind up staying in Smithtown on weekends. At least 50% of adolescents in Smithtown can be seen walking around the main streets of St.James and Smithtown in their free time, or at Starbucks hanging out without buying anything, or in the back lots of shopping centers smoking pot or drinking 40s, or they're at the mall every day. There are 2 high schools, East and West. Students can be seen at the gates of the schools smoking cigarettes and trying to look cool. Smithtown West, sadly, has a DDR club and a dodgeball club. East has nothing interesting. Students also enjoy writing threats on desks, smoking in elevators, cussing out teachers, smoking in the stairwells, streaking, putting random stickers all over the place, and so on. So-called "potheads" talk about pot and getting stoned all the time and then say they don't want to be called a pothead. Straight edgers stick together and usually become alcoholics by the time they're legal. Most Smithtown girls that claim they're bisexual never get girlfriends. Most kids say they hate living here, but wouldn't leave if they had the chance. Ignorance and apathy is a common trait among many Smithtown kids.

MONDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
TUESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
WEDNESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall....then Starbucks.

And so on.

by renownsyaaa July 16, 2008

Elliot Smith

A person who will only be remembered because his name is often misspelled.

I really love the music of Elliot Smith, but the lead singer sucks. I think his name's Eliot Smyth. They should replace him on the next album.

by wisk March 13, 2008

smithed

Neo, after being shot numerous times.

Neo thought he was cool until he got smithed.

by Xirzec September 10, 2003

Smithed

To get owned, particually by Mrs. Wendy Smith.

Dude! Josh got smithed so hard when he tried to buy that cap gun!

by Orangello346 April 8, 2009

justin smith

A guy that’s tall and can jump high and that plays ball and can dunk and he has a big dick

Hey big dick Justin smith

by justin smith January 28, 2018

Joseph Smith

Founder of Mormonism.

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.

by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009

Smithed

When posting on a message board commenting on something someone else has said without quoting it and your comment showing up on the next page. Often times being smithed can lead to interesting results of embarassment or random confusion.

"He packed so much in my bun I thought I was going to explode.*

EDIT: aw sh*t, smithed again!"

*in reference to being asked how his sub sandwich was.

by RenoBlack September 13, 2005