Suprise abortion

To falcon punch a pregnant woman in the stomach in order to abort the baby inside of her.

Wife: I want an abortion
Man: SUPRISE ABORTION! *falcon punch*

by Dobiecki September 24, 2012

subbish

A way to greet a female friend. Derived from "What is up, bitch?"

Shanice: Lele? Girl, subbish? How you been?
Lele: Bish!

by thecooliestone September 7, 2017

aerial submission

The ultimate finishing move. Specifically a midair attack that uses alot of strength.

If you say that one more time I'm gunna pull an aerial submisson on your ass!

by SickaHi September 20, 2003

Sole Suprise

The act of while having sex, telling your partner that you have a suprise, so they blindfold themselves, then you shat all over their face and body. You then shout to her "SOLE SUPRISE!"

Close your eyes, I have a Sole Suprise!

by ebrwsdscccc December 13, 2008

Mississippi Sunrise

When, as you wake up, the sexual partner lying next to you gives you head and you proceed to urinate in their mouth.

Susie woke me up with a little Mississippi Sunrise yesterday, incredible! I didn't even have to get out of bed!

by Mikeynicthe July 12, 2010

Laguna Sunrise

(v.) 1. A sexual act involving oral sex. The person performing falatio or cunnilingus wears a glow-in-the dark dildo on their head, so this must be performed in the dark. (note: the dildo may be removed and used on the recipient if so desired, but must be put back on the head when finished) A Laguna Sunrise is seen when the person performing oral sex emerges from the genital region wearing the dildo on their head.

(n.) 2. An instrumental song by Black Sabbath on their 1972 album "Vol. 4"

"Tony, you have to keep the dildo on your head! Otherwise it's not a Laguna Sunrise!"

"She loved it when a guy would do a Laguna Sunrise. She thought it was so romantic."

by My psuedonym is... June 16, 2013

St. Augustine Suprise

When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.

Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.

by heatherolson June 14, 2019