first face shock

The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.

K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.

At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.

"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"

I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.

by Blow Me I'm Brown September 9, 2010

Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.

I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.

by Erg raider April 4, 2011

Shock Absorber

A soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the balls hitting the face when said man is sucking a cock.

Justin Bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber.

The first thing I look for in a man is a shock absorber... tells me they know what they are doing.

by camahroon May 25, 2010

shocksand

a poopnugget

that guy is such a shocksand

by haibvhv November 19, 2013

chinatown shocker

an alternative version of the original shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), in which the thumb is inserted into the woman's vagina, and the four remaining fingers are rammed into her pooper. aptly named the "chinatown shocker", the victim receives four (fingers) for the price of one (intact asshole), but leaves one wondering if the product was truly worth the bargain.

Scott:"Dude I gave Page the chinatown shocker last night"
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."

by caldrox June 27, 2010

Stocko

An attractive female or a group of attractive females. Term often used when organizing parties and is usually used as a pun along with gathering goods for the event.

Eh joe! Have you organised Stocko!

(Pun intended)

Here stocko could be referring to everything. Drinks, Meat , females, Coal , Dash , ect

Similar word: Snack

by SixLack October 15, 2020

Shock Site

Is a website intended to shock people, many shock sites have a homepage with a disturbing image, the most famous was Goatse.cx wich was closed in 2004.

Hey I found a free flash videogame!
Here's the link: *put a shock site URL*

OMG I just got Goatse'd!!

by Elia1995 August 2, 2009