by flirt squirter 3000 October 20, 2023
Get the Flirt Squirtmug. Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
Get the over squirtmug. Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.
A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!
Or
Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
Or
Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025
Get the Dirty Squirtsmug. Noun.
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
Get the Squirt Tipmug. When someone is exhausted, or even mildly tired. Someone who is not able to uphold a two way fully understandable conversation with another until a full 8 hours of sleep. Could also be used as just ‘squirted’
by Bug thug thug bug 😈 August 5, 2022
Get the Squirted outmug. so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september
girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D
girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
boy: there is jokes on u :D
girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
by idk thb November 1, 2021
Get the no squirt septembermug. An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.
by AOA Association March 5, 2025
Get the Squirt Incidentmug.