squat cobbler

A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).

squat cobbler...you know what squat cobbler is...

by shakkkkaaaa August 28, 2016

Undercover squat

When you're so obsessed with working out that you find any opportunity to squat.

I did many undercover squats before finally sitting on the toilet

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

d squat

Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.

I did a d squat on my boyfriend's dick to mark my territory.

by Dick Nastyyy March 16, 2014

Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.

He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.

by Frog Turd December 15, 2009

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie.

WOW! Nice squat cobbler you did back there!

by mememachine11 August 25, 2016

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

squat cobbler

When one sits in a pie, and performs various actions made to turn the watcher on.

Dan what the hell are you doing in there?

Sorry just applying cream to myself.

Are you doing a squat cobbler again?

by Saul G. September 2, 2016