by Tbwaaaa September 30, 2021
There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!
by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021
Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
Sorority Squat
A specific type of sexual hazing; initiation ritual , where a sorority candidate must be ejaculated in by a member of a fraternity hold the fluids inside of herself and squat on the face of an unsuspecting pledgee of the same fraternity or one of her sorority pledge sisters
A specific type of sexual hazing; initiation ritual , where a sorority candidate must be ejaculated in by a member of a fraternity hold the fluids inside of herself and squat on the face of an unsuspecting pledgee of the same fraternity or one of her sorority pledge sisters
Jimmy the pi nu pledge was bragging about sleeping with Krista but turns out she sorority squatted on him after being with his big brother of Pi Nu 🤢🤢
by DarkHorseXfile376891 June 17, 2022
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"
"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."
"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."
"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
by ToughGuy33 October 11, 2023
A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.
Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! October 25, 2015