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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie.
WOW! Nice squat cobbler you did back there!
by mememachine11 August 25, 2016
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Cum Squat

An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.
Ew, babe, did you seriously just Cum Squat on my floor?!
by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020
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Dumpster-squats

Is when you do squats (kegels) because of entering and exiting said dumpsters.
When jumping in and out of dumpsters(dumpster-squats)
by Dumpster-squats September 7, 2018
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Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.
Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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squat cobbler

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler
by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016
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Squat cobble

When a naked girl sits onto a pie in cow girl position
by Lmd00l August 8, 2016
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