Hoboken Squat Cobbler

When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.

Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.

by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016

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When a grown man sits in a pie... For sexual gratification

Oh my god Michael!! That's an incredible example of the squat cobbler....

by Baldy64 August 17, 2016

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Nut Squat

Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.

Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek

My preworkout exercise consists of 20 nut squats in the locker room.

by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016

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Squats

Squats is a rural Canadian term meaning pissed off.

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Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.

Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.

Example : Derrick has the squats tonight because his woman drank his last beer.

I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.

Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.

by TeamEastCoast October 23, 2018

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A type of fetish video, where in the performer remains fully clothed, and proceeds to sit in and consume pies of various flavors. As defined in the TV show Better Call Saul

That guy is a Squat cobbler
I love a good SQ flick
Anyone down to Squat on some Cobbler

by Ryan_Payne September 2, 2016

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