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spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).
"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010
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Slusky

A term used when a Call Center Agent receives an operator error.
Man-J: Tough day at work Noah?
Noah: Yeah man I got a Slusky today.
by passwordmerkin July 6, 2010
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spunk revolver

He slapped her in the face with his spunk revolver, and blew her mind.
by acidbathstar October 25, 2010
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spunk berry

giving a girlfriend or wife a bowl of frankin berry or another fruity cereal but instead of milk its cum
wife: what kind of cereal is this
husband:spunk berry
by tlrd123 May 29, 2011
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Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches
Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!
by blubberbutt321 June 6, 2011
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spunkcloth

A spunkcloth is any material used to wipe up semen after ejaculating and no tissues to hand. Examples include the curtains, duvet cover, hand towel or items of clothing.
"Shit out of tissues, nevermind the curtains will have to make do as a spunkcloth"

"Last night was shagging this girl in alleyway, whipped it out and used her skirt as a spunkcloth!"
by jamz b December 3, 2011
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Spuckles

The act of obliterating someone with the Exodia The Forbidden One cards in a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.
Omfg he couldn't have pulled the Exodia cards! Hes about to Spuckles me!
by Adamster February 10, 2012
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