Scurfuffle

It's an issue or a problem; a sticky sichi-ation.

My sister and I got into a little scurfuffle earlier and that's why I'm sitting in a hospital waiting room with a stiletto stuck in my face.

by GWiz091 January 3, 2020

DI_smurff

the second best player ever to play on the Rainbow six 3 and RS3BA. he is one of few that strike fear into many servers.

DI_smurff oh shit watch out for that god

by DRUGGEE November 10, 2004

Smurfpimpin

The bluest of all niggas!

Omg that smurf is pimpin!!!11!1111!!11!!1!!!

Thats coz that is Smurfpimpin. That smurf is one blue nigga!

by Claks June 11, 2006

smurfed

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.

We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.

by HMK715 November 13, 2012

wicked smurf

"good" "great", term used to express satisfaction. Stems from misheard mc hawking lyric, "you think i'm soft just because i'm wicked smart"

hardcore rugged and raw says:
want more stuff on my arms first
LES. says:
will look wicked smurf

by tom May 13, 2005

Smurf

1)v-to smurf; to perform sex;to fuck
2)n-a small blue entity whos race consists of 137,947.85 men and 1 woman

1) Dude, you got lucky last night? That is freakin Smurf.
2) Dude, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me

by Karl Bohn April 7, 2004

Papa Smurf

A variation of the Tony Danza / Donkey Punch. The aggressor completely covers his naked upper body in blue makeup, puts on red tights, has or wears a white beard, and then tops the look off with a red stocking cap or for better effect red elf hat. The papa smurfer then takes the pap smurfee from behind and just before reaching climax instructs the partner to "look at me and tell me who's the boss". No matter what the answer, exclaim Papa Smurf is the Boss ya smurfin bitch! and then punch him/her in the face!

Ester and I had a wonderful time at the opera house last night and then we retired to our hotel room and I papa smurfed her ass.

by Big Gman September 24, 2008