Spunk monkey

Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.

Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!

by nessa64 June 11, 2003

Spunk

The feeling of being drunk due to a lack of sleep. People therefore assume your drunk, but really your just sleep deprived.

Bob: "Dude, how much did your sister have to drink tonight?"
Bill: "Naw man, she's just spunk."

by KrazyKaro August 23, 2011

Spukspaks

(plural n.) 1. The murky, bog-like area at the bottom of certain kitchen sinks; the the primordial slime from which life supposedly emerged.
2. The inhabitants of said bog-like area, by some believed to be descended from ancient gods from other stars.
3. The collective noun for those inhabitants.

1."'Eww!' he said. 'Look at all that spukspak!'"
2. "The spukspaks have angered the Ryzolf..."
3. "These are Spukspaks..."

by Robert K April 13, 2008

spunkbungle

noun. a jism covered bear

I was having a wank and I turned mr snuggles into a spunkbungle

by ghop45 August 2, 2008

spunk funnel

the anal cavity or arse

i had a good shag last night shelet me blow my spuds up he/his spunk funnel.

by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008

Snunks

A period of time where two people hug, snuggle and embrace each other.

"Manuel is so sweet, we had snunks all through the movie."

by intheoryipredict October 18, 2008

spanksauce

used to describe something good like "awesome" "cool" or "reck"

dudemanguy!! rick is mad spanksauce at ricking jakes!!!

by mrrickmanguy April 15, 2010