Plasma Screen

Term used when a women has small straight asian ass that almost continuation of her back just like a plasma T.V screen!

Dude, Check out that plasma screen Lol
- Oh God ! Lol

by lorans January 12, 2014

Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016

Closin yo screen

The act of hiding a nigga's cam after they say or do some dumb shit on tiny chat. Usually followed by the dancing Vegeta.

Subzero: "All ya niggas is gay"
Big_ass_Chadwick: "What you say Sub, oh oh, closin yo screen!"
Busterwooolf: *Posts the dancing Vegeta on his cam*

by busterwoooolf September 7, 2009

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This is a word that is really really powerful ((Ex: i going to get the "super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla" Iphone).

this is defined as a term for any word that has to do with an object for exaple i am going to get the super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times virtual reality in conclution ths is used as a term.

by Randompersonfromtheinternet... April 22, 2022

screen peeker

One who glances without permission at the computer screen of others, usually done in public and to laptop users.

"I was trying to log onto Facebook but there was a screen peeker lurking behind me so I had to close my screen and walk away."

by leoinstereo November 2, 2008

Screen Splashing

When masturbating to images on your laptop, and the erupting splooge hit's your screen.

Why do you keep screen splashing man?

by Cryuga September 3, 2010

screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.

My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.

by black@heart September 8, 2010