Widely known as semen or cum, Dick Spit is yet another slang term. Like what your dick spits out. Yes, besides piss.
by ClaytonReid9779 December 2, 2015
Get the Dick Spitmug. 
A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
by callingdom May 17, 2008
Get the Spitting Cobramug. A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
A version of spit-take
A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011
Get the Spit-tweetmug. by PhilM80 June 5, 2019
Get the spitting nickelsmug. When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.
Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
by Spit hand February 9, 2015
Get the Spit handmug. by Dean's bottom bitch April 1, 2016
Get the spit shinedmug.