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spit-nickel

A shiny glob of spittle on the ground easily mistaken for a nickel (from a distance.) Usually used to describe something worthless despite its appearance.
"It's not worth a spit-nickel."
by Brian P. McEntee December 31, 2007
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Swish-spit

Quick; on-the-double
"Get your butt over here, swish-spit!"
by Geena-ish July 26, 2008
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Spitting Cobra

A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"

Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"

The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
by callingdom May 17, 2008
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Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
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spitting rain

Farmers term - sporadic heavy yet scattered droplets of rain.
Is it raining hard?

Nah it’s just spitting rain
by k. jordan June 10, 2021
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Spit hand

When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.
Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
by Spit hand February 9, 2015
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spit shined

Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new
"She has a Spit shined Rolex"
by Dean's bottom bitch April 1, 2016
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