sock whore

Someone who likes socks because they're like foot condoms.

Tim: Hey, Alex, I saw your search history and all the feet sites... You know you're a real sock whore, right?

by ribonuke211 April 28, 2016

Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.

Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!

by SlothSamus December 2, 2019

Dobby's sock

A simple name for your cum sock.

Ugh Dave, just found your dobby's sock. Bloody mingin aight.

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan January 22, 2020

Booby sock

A contraption that holds breasts. "or another word for bra"

My booby sock fits just right

by Booby sock July 6, 2020

Cock sock

if you liked this up, then you are a Cock sock you dumbass

A Cock sock is a person like you, Dumb and bored

by Cock.block69 September 23, 2020

Chicken sock

fuck you ciara

Ciara is a chicken sock

by Cock.block69 September 23, 2020

Sock Tucker

A male who compensates for a perceived lack of penis size by tucking a pair of rolled-up socks in his underwear. (Commonly used as an insult)

Look at him! He is such a sock tucker.

by dutchboy September 4, 2012