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Sneaky Burrito 

When you unsuspectingly roll yourself and someone else up in a thick blanket/comforter until you're both wrapped up like a burrito then you fuck them in your blanket burrito.
Im gonna try to sneaky burrito her ass tonight when we Disney+ and bust.

all kinds of sneaky 

more than just the average sneaky. A multiple act of sneakiness. Like an assassin
quick lets attack him, but wait we need to be all kinds of sneaky
all kinds of sneaky by aksassassin November 13, 2012

sneaky link

some you are having sexual relations with and you don’t know and other people to know. (it’s a secret hook up)
man1: hey! who’s that girl you had over?
man2: sheesh man that’s my sneaky link
man1: whats her name
man2: it’s a sneaky link for a reason 😍

sneaky cuban 

A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.
I gave that cunt a sneaky cuban last night.
sneaky cuban by Jack Brown September 5, 2008

Sneaky Link

i’m gonna sneaky link ur mom

Sneaky Superman

When your lover is asleep, you cum on the back of their neck and then press the bed sheet there. Let dry for 20 minutes. Wake them up and see their cape fly.
Sneaky Superman by Shandrew August 3, 2008