If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Smart Gamer

A Gamer who is smart even though plays games all day and night

Person 1:how did you’ve get a “A” even though you play video games all the time
Person 2:I’m a Smart Gamer

by GoldenAnt November 14, 2019

business smart

Lisa you need to get business smArt and handle this for me .

Lisa you need to get business smart and do this for me.

by Handling business September 14, 2020

Super smart cool kid

A poser; he is not smart or cool and he calls hot peoples girlfriends dumb.

Super smart cool kid- You don't need an example this is pretty self- explanatory

by KidneyThief November 3, 2020

Smart hoe

A male or a female that excepts their place in life as a hoe, yet they use it to get a one up in life.

Sarah Beth might be a hoe, but that's one smart hoe.

by rico6 July 20, 2018

secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better

“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”

by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021

Jonah Smart

Sexy as all hell, any woman would gobble his bits

Oh my god it's Jonah Smart, I want to make sex with him

by Very hot lady November 16, 2025