simondo

A very gay, very feminine, male, office based sales person. Who loves his boss and would do anything for him.

he's doing a simondo again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by anonuk August 3, 2007

simone

a guy
its a guy
why are the definitions just girl like bruh

simone=guy

by Globglogabgalab February 19, 2020

Simon

kind of an asshole. he doesn't speak well and he's weird. he may be homeless. cunt-licker and an asshat. but lesbihonest he has a huge dick.

Simon: We should hang out
any female: fuck you and your lice because your homeless

by krystal11 February 2, 2013

Simms

a person who takes alot of drug
includes drugs that are smoked, injected and inhaled

you are such a simms

by jonny bob May 20, 2004

Simon

A sad man who has no life or dick. Cant get any girls, but gets tons of dudes.

omg that dude cant get girls, he's a simon!!

by Killer of your soul November 20, 2016

juliet simms

Juliet Simms was the lead of the band Automatic Loveletter and Black Veil Brides' frontman, Andy Biersack's, girlfriend. She alternates her hairstyles from long to short, colour to colour, and her official instagram is @thejulietsimms

Person 1- hey, did you hear Automatic Loveletter's new song? Juliet Simms' voice was great!
Person 2- yeah, it's awesome!

by BeckaSixx May 16, 2014

Simon

A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.

*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.

*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you

Simon: Your welcome

by The MdASluGa January 22, 2019