screaming batman

To wait until one's friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, passed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend's face with pants down, butt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and passing anal gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.

"First one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!"

by snoss case November 27, 2007

Screaming, crying, throwing up

TikTok comment trend (sometimes pertaining to multiple things; either a couple, something sad, or a cat)

*sees tiktok* *comments* "screaming, crying, throwing up."

by Mermaid Pussy August 11, 2022

shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*

Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.

by Dyll October 12, 2006

Multi-threading

Having multiple conversations with the same people in different social media

In messenger:
Yo where the beezys at?

In snapchat:
The weather's so nice outside

On twitter:
Have you seen the latest sporting news?

Dude you're multi-threading again!

by skittlemanafricanus June 16, 2016

shadingly

a regular sized penis

you have a shadingly

by swanybeast69 August 11, 2009

Screaming Buffalo

A Screaming Buffalo is when one intentionally consumes far too many chicken wings (prepared Buffalo style) which are hot to the touch due to the amount of heat they produce via the sauce. Once the wings are consumed, it takes roughly 30 minutes for the explosion to begin. After shitting your brains out for the first 30 seconds, an extreme burning sensation completely consumes every nerve ending in your anal cavity region. Your only relief is to have a tub of ice water next to your commode to cool your ass and scream while your balls are being chilled like a warm beer.

I ate so many hot wings last night, I sounded like a Screaming Buffalo that just got shot on the prairie.

by Mbergmark July 19, 2011

Shearing

When two really hairy lesbians scissor.

I heard them shearing through the wall last night.

by PHREADD November 8, 2017