Shiver me timbers

Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian

John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu

by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021

Shie

A girl that is smaller than others but is wise and not fake. She goes by the rules and has no friends. She believes kids at the Murphy are faker than Kim Kardashian’s ass.

Shie will be with a real boy named John one day.

by lzqehoii February 27, 2019

ice shave

What they call shave ice on the Big Island of Hawaii.

I like one lilikoi ice shave, but no mo' too much syrup, 'ah?

by bruddah greg January 2, 2009

No Shave November

A misnomer of "Amateur beard month"

"Participate in No Shave November! Support Prostate cancer research!"

"Promote manliness by exposing the unmanly people who can't grow a beard and humiliate them? ...No thanks"

by pseudopsychonym November 17, 2013

piss shivers

When you get goose bumps when you need to pee.

e.g. "Whoa! Look at my arms -- piss shivers! I need to pee..." Joe

by Kath Canton` May 31, 2006

shave-party

Slang term defining the act of shaving a man or woman's genitalia before sex. Usually, done drunkenly, and high on cocaine, though not necessarily, but, most easily done in a bathtub, and very carefully. A sensation much like riding a roller-coaster in that, when shaving someone's pubes from their genitalia whilst drunk and/or high, dangerous outcomes naturally present themselves.

Guy(after pulling off a woman's panties): 'Damn, we're gonna have to have a shave-party before I hit that hair-hole, slaggy-face!'
Girl: 'Ok, sounds fun! Can I have another bump and a shot of tequila first?'
Guy: 'Well, sure, why not? Whyn't you go ahead and draw a bath first and I'll follow you on in with the blow. Sorry to say, but yer' kinna' funky down there too, so wash that hair-hole out real good before our little shave-party, ok, there, pancake-tits?

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

shavered

to be denied of your first choice whether it be drinks, food,or any purchase.

shawn went to gahndi mahal and ordered a draft beer and a tika masala when the waiter said im sorry sir but, we are out of these items shawns friend johnny said you justbgot shavered.

by zero, none, wrong,out, not July 31, 2011