*shifty eyes*

one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement

Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*
me: err... yes... ew, you're done...
smitty: hahaha, ew

by mtc28 April 13, 2004

Shifty

A supernatural owning force/tool used to teach less 1337 a lesson in 1337ing. Requires batteries.

If you don't stop moaning young one, I shall use a Shifty on you.

by Smoothie July 22, 2004

Double Shift

During a threesome, when you receive a blowjob and rimjob (getting your rectum licked) at the same time.

The term "double shift" is derived from work shifts; as you receive two jobs, you are working a double shift.

Can also be used in past tense and as a verb; I got double shifted last night. Or I love double shifting you.

Mike: Hey V, what happened with you and those two girls yesterday, Genoush and Vartuhi?

V: Bro, everything was going good, I was making tolma with them in the kitchen then they randomly took off my pants. Genoush sucked my dick and Vartuhi ate my asshole. It was weird man.

Mike: Oh, your so lucky, you just got a double shifted.

by Stairway2hell June 14, 2014

reality shifting

Lucid dreaming by writing a script.

Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"

Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "

by Art thous madre April 11, 2021

shiftyeyesdogg

AIM screen name. add 2 list... and walla .... instant bitching out!

shiftyeeeeesdogg ack!

by moefo January 22, 2003

Shift-Eye Coordination

Shift-Eye co-ordination. Depends on your ability to keep your ! as a ! and not a 1

Mainly, your ability to hold the shift button down.

(ZenRgy) vort, OMGOMGOMGCYBABBQ!!!1111one
· (Jedi_Vader20) kicks ZenRgy (Dodgy Shift-Eye Co-ordination there pal...)

by Jedi_Vader20 April 27, 2004

Shifted

To be moved physically with extreme force.

Rah! That guy got shifted!

by tenletters May 19, 2019