taking a sheet

The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.

Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."

Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.

by EZ Ice October 2, 2011

O'BombA Shelter

Similiar to a bomb shelter. A reinforced bomb shelter stocked with supplies and ammunition in preparation for the socialist takeover by the Barack Obama led administration.

Oh no! The government is here to take our weapons! Let's go to the O'BombA Shelter and prepare for the attack. Hurry before they tax our SUGAR!

by misty mayhem September 21, 2012

Sheet Smusher

Used to describe a man who is among other masculine qualities quite proficient at coitus. As well as being a fornicating phenomenon also obtains copious amounts of strange.

Origin: Fatty Girl by LL Cool J

Timmy - "Hey you see that no neck, roided out, sheet smusher over there?"

Johnny - "Yeah"

Timmy - "He fights in the UFC"

by Kimifan December 12, 2010

beat sheet

The old sheet beside the bed you use to clean up jizz.

Johnny had no tissue to clean up his jizz so he just used his Beat Sheet.

by cliftondj May 13, 2010

Skeet Sheet

Another name for a ghetto whore.

Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.

by ThurnisWolf July 7, 2011

ace beach sheet

Expression that sometimes results in the misinterpretation of a person of Indian or Pakistani decent trying to form a curse word combo. "ass bitch shit"

mother ace beach sheet on that beach! mother sheet bull ace!

by J-Diddy March 20, 2003

three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 9, 2005