my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.

Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!

by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010

Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

secretart

Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.

"Damn! Did you see the rack on their secretart???"

by Synonymous January 20, 2006

Secret Shitter

A secret shitter is one who poops more then the normal person, yet denies even pooping once.


Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.

He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"

Chris- Mike i know your shitting
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.

by Christopher G. Webb March 12, 2009

secret studier

a person who makes great grades in school and insists they do not study while in reality they go home and study tirelessly in order to make good grade, thereby effectively making you feel stupid

I totally failed that exam, meanwhile Damian did great and said he didn't even do his homework, but you know that's because he's a secret studier.

by Sweep Nips April 1, 2009

Secret Pocket

:'See-kret Poh-ket'

The small pocket typically situated just above the right hand pocket on most regular casual trouserwear. So called 'secret' due to the general failure of the person to find/remember it when intoxicated. Used primarily to store house keys/ taxi money.

person 1: 'ah man i havent got an money left for a taxi'
person 2: 'have you checked your secret pocket?'
person 1:'oh yeah! a fiver, sweet'

by dannyboi86 January 9, 2011