When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
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Get the colin schlong mug."Den Schlanken" is german for "The Thin". When your friend is in a 1 versus X position in an FPS game, you usually say "Mach den Schlanken" or "Do the Thin" which means, "Take his Life" or "Fucking end him". Or in other words, fucking obliterate and kill him.
Person 1: Bro shit I have to kill 5 dudes on my own.
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