open-faced turkey sandwich

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.

since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich

by P-Dubious February 28, 2009

Clam Sandwich

When two women lay down, one on top on the other (missionary style). They then push their vaginas together and the male(or for lack of male, third woman with a strap-on) comes in and fucks the spot in between them. This stimulates the clits of both women and the male's penis at the same time and everyone has a great time.

Guy 1: So I heard you banged Susan and Candy at the same time last night, you pimp!

Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.

by DeadEyeD!ck February 8, 2009

NiggerNut Sandwich

A rather unpleasant experience undergone by negro women by which oral sex is performed on a wild buck negro. When the shaft of the african negro is thrust past the point of comfort for the unfortunate and unexpecting female, what she is left with is a nigger-nut sandwich; two hairy, stinky and worthless nigger nuts are then sitting on her chin. Due to negro reproductive habits, she is likely to become pregnant through this act. Her chillens will also grow up to serve niggernut sandwiches.

Yo' Bitch! Ge'cho bich'ass o'ye and suk dis dick! Wax des black nutz and gimme a NiggerNut sandwich, muh'fuga! Take 'dis 'dik!

by Roughxfus Jackxxson May 31, 2006

easter sandwich

A hot dog on a bun, covered liberally with diced raw onions and egg salad made from thoroughly hunted easter eggs. MUST be chased with whiskey and coke. Hot dogs may be constructed from vegetable or animal matter in any proportion which satisfies the consumer's culinary mores.

Hey guys, do think it is a bad or awesome idea to eat this fourth easter sandwich?

by uberbee May 2, 2008

retard sandwich

Popularized by the movie "Beautiful Girls," it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you retarded.

If you don't understand the definition, you've eaten too many retard sandwiches.

by fonzareli May 29, 2008

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

left foot to mouth
right foot to ass
then give your partner the deep one.

"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"

by Bundlez April 13, 2008

Fetus Sandwich

A sandwich that uses the best source of protien in the world.

At the abortion clinic the younger couple where feeling bad for wasting such a life.. So they desided to take the little thing home and make a fetus sandwich out of it... So atleast it had a use.

by FurFur January 27, 2009