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double dirty sanchez on the rocks

a filthy thick monobrow (one eyebrow) generally associated with hairy foreign men (can include women), that rides the eyeballs (the rocks) in an ungainly manner. NOTE: there is absolutely NO space between both eyebrows.
think groucho marx marrying brooke sheilds and having a son with an italian appearance- this is fondly known as a double dirty sanchez on the rocks
by vikstar August 15, 2007
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D. Tongue Sanchez

a lick given immediately after a dog has dined upon feces, or licked b-hole. It is the dirty sanchez variant delivered via dog tongue, that is not necessarily centric to the upper lip.
It was only when I noticed a smear of shit on my wrist that I was able to concede that my face, which had also been licked by my dog, was also covered in shit. My little puppy had executed a very thorough D. Tongue Sanchez.
by 1quarter20use#7 November 22, 2009
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Dr. Sanchez

1. Gauze or tissue secured secured to the face in order to collect blood flowing from the nose.

2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache

Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
Rose sported a Dr. Sanchez in the hospital parking lot following her nose job surgery.
by Mischievo December 11, 2009
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Jim Sanchez

Famous Mexican singer,also founder of Mexicab service. Some of Sanchezez hits are:Mexican Minor,Mexican and Me,Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez,Mexicans in space,Squeeze me Mr.Mexican.
He is also a filmmaker with movies such as:Mexican Minor Saga 1-13(starring Julio Malpica),I`m Brown Saga 3-8,Mustache Afternoon,Mexican Caught Masturbating Sideways in your Grandmas House,Mexican Jesus 1-35.
He is also recognized as Mexico`s greatest man,and also the president.
His parents are Chuck Norris,Bruce Lee,Mr.T and 6 of Mexico`s fattest men.
He was featured Koreas Sexiest Men Alive in slot #3 between George Lopez and Julio Malpica.
He also has several late night talk shows including Sanchez Tonight,Sanchez This Morning and Afternoon with Sanchez.
Jim Sanchez=Jesus,God,Buddha,Ghandi.
by JimjiminSanchez September 25, 2010
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puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip
i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez
by apple on a stick September 29, 2010
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antonia sanchez

so fuckn hot. in other words beautiful all day.
never wakes up on time.lazy but independent.
chubby waiste put cute face ;)

stuck up at times but for a good reason
guys in line. ALWAYS!

tease once she gets hurt.

never boring.
little boobs but fluffy.lol

dislikes sports. but very fast runner !
never see her without something to eat.
always late.

gets everything right when really needed.
loves to party every now and then.
doesnt know how to be sweet.
Dammm is that antonia sanchez?

mmm she fine.
she got beautiful face.

damm antonia you got that quapo i needed?
by quapoqirl June 15, 2010
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