salad

mixing your weed with someone elses in the same bowl

Tyler: Hey do you want to make a salad? Put some of your shit in and ill put some of mine.

by mason19929394 March 9, 2009

said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.

by adaptojen May 1, 2013

salad

Another word for hair- the stuff on your head.

''Hey Cam's got some bangin' salad''

by Roman Gladiator May 12, 2009

Salad tongs

A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.

That dirty bastard's sporting some serious salad tongs.

by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

Sahid

A tall handsome boy with a huge cock He steals everyone's bitches which is why many boys hate him.

Man my bitch has a crush on that fucking Sahid.

by James Anderson 90 April 22, 2019

tossed salad

The act of licking a partners anus and it's surrounding areas. The term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the comtents of the slad are mixed around with salad tongs. In the sexual variety, the reciever of the "tossing" has all the contents of the anus (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.

My girl loves having a tossed salad before getting poked.

by UrbanDom May 19, 2006

cobra salad

Eating out a girls asshole while wearing a bandana around your head.

Ashley was hungry, so I gave her a cobra salad.

by Skunkador February 9, 2007