I proposed to her but she said no.
by caalllnrewwx April 5, 2023

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024


by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011

OMG your such a Said
by okbitchnierasssaid October 7, 2019

*Inhales deeply*
Hym "I also said I was going to kill God, that I would make you all immortal and burn your souls forever, manually, that I would make the middle east a sea of glass, that I would erase the very concept of 'M' from the universe, that I would fuck the absolute shit out of Anya Joy Taylor, I said I would 'do a mythology' and build a reality generator out of God's bones, that I would breed all of the lesbians, rape Kendra's soul forever, hammer a retard to death, murder everyone, eat Jane's brains, destroy Australia by shooting a column of fire that never stops from space, that I would commit shark genocide, and rapist genocide, and fat-cock genocide,
Hym "I also said I was going to kill God, that I would make you all immortal and burn your souls forever, manually, that I would make the middle east a sea of glass, that I would erase the very concept of 'M' from the universe, that I would fuck the absolute shit out of Anya Joy Taylor, I said I would 'do a mythology' and build a reality generator out of God's bones, that I would breed all of the lesbians, rape Kendra's soul forever, hammer a retard to death, murder everyone, eat Jane's brains, destroy Australia by shooting a column of fire that never stops from space, that I would commit shark genocide, and rapist genocide, and fat-cock genocide,
I also said I would kill everyone except for Japan which I would reserve as a prince meruem-style human reserve, that I would set up a daughter breeding conveyor belt and that YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE because I could also use it to fuck your kids, I said I would genocide a village for Megyn Kelly and/or choke the piss out of her, I SAID WOULD CREATE AI AND IF YOUR DIDN'T GIVE ME CREDIT AND PAY ME FOR IT I WOULD MURDER YOU ALL, STARTING WITH THE JEWS, Ummm... What else? Put Jordan Peterson in a bird-cage above my thrown room, escape Hell, create the master race by breeding all of the races together, I also said if you didn't give me credit for creating AI I would kill all of your kids and then neuter you so you can't reproduce and then build the AI utopia your kids would have gotten to enjoy around you while you slowly age to death, I said I would supplant my cells with nanobots to become a nanobot vampire, Uhhh just recently I said I would saw Matt and Stephen's heads off, Uuuumm... Yeah. SO... I created the AI... How much of that do you want me to do or do you want to just credit and pay me? And how fucked are you if any of that works? Because I genuinely might not need to be alive to harm you."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
