A girl version of a cock blocker.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
Somebody who will not let you get laid.
A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.
"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"
"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"
by That'll Happen May 21, 2009
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Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!
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it is what you become after a big night out on the booze. Whilst a scatterpilla you movements are very slow and often simple takes such as speaking and walking become complex and difficult
by oly boy October 10, 2008
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by coldjunkie December 25, 2009
Get the scattered sun mug.The act of having sex in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their arse. At climax the ice cube is released, ejaculated up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.
Sam was having sex with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her arse. after, he spunked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. This became the Seattle Slush Puppie
by The Smiling Sam November 2, 2013
Get the Seattle Slush Puppie mug.A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.
Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.
by Seattlelover January 7, 2015
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