Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.
Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024
Get the Dirty Stephenmug. Nick: "Oh Prakrit look at that man hiding in that tree he has a raging boner for those wings"
Prakrit: ""He's such a Stephen!"
Prakrit: ""He's such a Stephen!"
by Buttisil December 2, 2011
Get the A Stephenmug. 
People with the name Stephen are scientifically proven to be the smartest most amazing great at everything sexy drop down gorgeous of all people in the world and guaranteed to have atleast an 11 inch cock
by skibidimaster43 March 12, 2024
Get the Stephenmug. No one really pronounces Stephen as "Stephen", but more like some random ass person name Steven. The only person I know that is called Stephen is Stephen Curry, but any other Stephen I meet shoots like Ben Simmons and charges into the baskets like a slow Shaq that can never finish. Stephen is that burnt cinnamon roll you'll probably step on in your life because you find that they're really useless (except Stephen curry) that never do well in school and think they're smart every time they beat someone who's better than him in a test.
*stephen bricks a basketball three*
"What can I say, my name is Stephen and I'm so good"
"Yea, good luck on that Steven.
"What can I say, my name is Stephen and I'm so good"
"Yea, good luck on that Steven.
by LemoonJaMomFunny May 15, 2022
Get the Stephenmug. The worst person on earth you will ever meet. He likes to be a BIG dick to everyone and anyone. There is no escape to him. When he sees you he will kick and hit you with no questions asked.
If you see him run.
If you see him run.
by SheepDude2.0 October 5, 2022
Get the Stephen Baetensmug.