closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception

"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.

by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017

slap snakes

When two dudes get together for sexual activity.

Man-meat mashing.

Hey, Mike, want to slap snakes.

by William F July 11, 2016

Solid Snake

When you climb in through her window,tranquilise her,put her in the cardboard box,get in the box,have some tactical espionage action,and get the hell out

Guy:Man I gave that girl a solid snake last night
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules

by Wheelz February 6, 2017

Shadow Snakes

Shadow Snakes are snakes that appear all over people's house at night which can only be seen by a child. Chances are, those who seen them are scared of them.

Rae: MOM!
Angel: Yes Rae?
Rae: Can I sleep in your bed? There is Shadow Snakes everywhere
Angel: This is the 15th time this month you asked me this.

by Worse than JJ April 24, 2020

snake meat

Meat that tastes like chicken, and you eat it to survive in the wilderness

Wow! This snake meat tastes like chicken!

by Skarchy May 3, 2020

Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.

After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020

clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.

Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.

by boelkstoff September 17, 2003