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The Slippery Javelin

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
by parralax42 December 9, 2010
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Tech Slapped

To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
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shaft snapper

When you have a hard-on and you accidentally contort your penis in a way that causes discomfort or pain.
Friend 1: Dude, I had the biggest boner yesterday after school and when I climbed over a fence to take a shortcut to my house, my dick felt like it broke in half.

Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.
by MattyK717 January 7, 2016
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Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped
Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped
by Nepuuuu January 1, 2020
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I Love Undertime Slopper

Person: "I Love Undertime Slopper!"

Other Person: "Same!"
by 544PDE Gaming April 4, 2023
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Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry
Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative
by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003
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San Francisco slippers

Before you start laying that tile in the kitchen, put on your San Francisco slippers so you don't hurt your knees.
by cspri May 31, 2006
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