reality slap

A slap back to reality.

Pam... you need a reality slap! Stop day dreaming!

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.

James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!

by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007

tamp slap

Full Phrase: Tampon Slap

When a tampon is pulled out of the vagina and is used to slap someone repeatedly across the face.

"I'm bitchy, I'm hormonal, and if you don't get out of my way in five seconds I'll tamp slap you!!"

by PeachesAdam December 2, 2007

bitch slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.

A figurative example: Al Franken was on TV last night and bitch slapped Bill O'Reilly.

When you bitch slap someone, you make them a punk.

by Bill Peters October 6, 2006

cock slap

using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.

if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!

by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003

Mammy Slap

- Slapping your partner's face with your breasts in a side-to-side manner.

We were progressing northbound when she Mammy Slapped me and my freaking molar popped out. Spent the next few minutes scrambling around looking for my tooth on the futon before re-banging.

by pribulkatwins October 2, 2010

utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010