battyman shoes

loafers for white chavs

oi mate, he's got battyman shoes and superskinny trousers. must be struggling to breathe.

by Lol I'm the Lord April 27, 2019

Shoe Lace

It keeps your shoes tight like my heart
Sad and lonely

shoe lace is a cord of leather strip passed through eyelets or hooks on opposite sides of a shoe and pulled tight and fashionable

by @kmccullogh430 add me October 30, 2019

Cool Shoes

Sperry Topsiders

Wow those are some cool shoes

by agb317 May 7, 2018

shinny shoes

That on person who makes u feel happy and knows everything the person who can tell the fake and real smile and always there

Shinny shoes always there

by don't wanna lose you November 25, 2013

sattle shoes

cool shoes that look like king dice could pull off

king dice:* wears sattle shoes*
devil:fuck that's hot

by raybeez April 7, 2022

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

The Family Shoe

The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.

"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"

"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."

"Ah that sucks."

by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014