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Semen demon

by LGBT but staight February 2, 2019
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Semen Demon

A demon that jacks you off the very nanosecond you look at 3 pixels of porn, it seduces you and eventually gets addicted to your cock.
"Bro I found a semen demon last night"
"Holy shit I'm lovin these semen demons"
by spexo May 8, 2022
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Semanticate

v. tr. (from the adj. semantic); the intended meaning (implicit or explicit) of an individual’s communication; that which is trying to be communicated by an individual.
When I speak of ‘freedom’ I do not mean the bland and passive ‘freedom from’ commitment or responsibility that is too often semanticated.
by Wowbagger January 27, 2011
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semen puking asshole dickhead

A crude, yet subtle of referring to someone as a sex-crazed, good-for-nothing fucking prick. Also someone who is a fucking dumbass.
Horny guys who always feel the necessity to hit on people. Always-intoxicated men with their brains in the dicks.
by Paul A. Richardson August 11, 2003
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Semantics

If it walks like a fish and it barks like a fish, then it's a fish.
Amanda Mercedes C: You're such a fucking narcissist.
Dan: That's only semantics, miss lady. You should just call me a bastard.
Amanda: Piglet.
by Narcissistic Personality Disorder September 20, 2005
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Semen recycle

To jack off into a cup and then reuse it as lubricant to jack off again.
Dude look how much Semen recycle I have to use next time a jack off.
by Mike Indiana Jonesing January 17, 2008
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Semen Ants

A small ant-like insect that lives in the rectum of a gay man.
He has a bad case of semen ants.
by Hope on Fire September 12, 2016
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