Self Smartification

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"

through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function

by El Castillo Grande April 15, 2010

self-inflicted bukkake

When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his own face, simulating bukkake porn, in which several men take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.

Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm shedding manly tears of pain right now.

Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.

by Eat_My_Sammich June 16, 2011

Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.

Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)

by coachcmiller September 30, 2013

Self centered asshole-ness

A PERSON WHO IS VERY SELF CENTERED AND HAS AN ATTITUDE OF AN ASSHOLE

Also known as: Luke

I am done with luke’s self centered asshole-ness...

by Idkimnotcreative May 31, 2018

Self Suffocation

is what happens on very chilli nights when you are curled up in an air tight blanket and let go an extremely smelly fart

Self Suffocationl; For an example, eat a 500gram can of baked beans, wash down with a toxic drink, lock yourself in a room, fully cover yourself with a blanked and let the magic flow

by superMonkey5000 August 17, 2008

self-discovery

Masturbation.

I go on a journey of self-discovery every day -- it's good for my skin!

by Cochleare cineris October 15, 2010

self love

To masterbate

Neal: did you get some pussy last night?
Bob: Hell no, it was all self love last night

by Heywoodjublome August 8, 2016