Moonlight Savings Time

There ought to be a moonlight saving time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a law in clover time
To keep that moon out overtime
To keep each lover's lane in rhyme
Till dawning
You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
Here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning

You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
And here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could say good morning

by Death Menace May 24, 2023

Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

Messy Slaying

Messy Marv, a rapper who gained vast acclaim in the 90s, routinely included the word "messy" in his lyrics to affectionately describe individuals with a tendency to behave in an amusing manner that some may classify as unruly, dramatic, or controversial.

In the 70s and 80s, the word "slay" was redefined to describe and encourage people "killing it" with their moves and physical appearance on the dance floor.

The two were combined to create a term entitled "messy slaying" which translates to someone who is so attractive or successful in their endeavors that it sparks drama, incites mass controversy, or draws attention.

Girl, you messy slaying in that outfit, you not goin home alone tonight.

by thatdudewithadoggo December 17, 2024

Lee savings

A bald goofy guy so bald it could make you blind and aslo extremely angry he could explode at anytime

“Yo bro that guy is such a Lee savings “

“Nah man that is MASSIVE “

by Scoot Henderson March 2, 2025

Lee saving

Lanky bald man who is a carbon copy of steve bracknall who is very strict with his children and sends them too bed too early and forcefully feeds his son biscuits and chocolate.

Charlie said too niall that his dad is such a lee saving

by Leesaving March 2, 2025

Passed with swaying flags

In context, the historically correct version of the phrase "...with flying colors". As the latter phrase originates from the time when fleets returned victorious from battles and raised their flags, also know as "the colors".

She did great on the test! She passed with swaying flags!

by frohe weihnachten December 25, 2009