Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

by user9876 December 17, 2010

hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.

Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

trash rod

Slang for the mosin-nagant bolt-action service rifle, often used by members of the gun comunity. The name came to be du to the heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)

Matt: John bought another mosin.
Tom: seriously? i thought he had enough trash rods as it was!
Matt: yea, he claims their better than other rifles.
Tom: poor guy. someones gotta teach him what a propper rifle is.

by Norwegain_dude2007 August 1, 2021

Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.

Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.

by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025

rod

a rod on him is a usual name for a male penis of a horse and can do a better throw in than most people

look at the rod on him

by stephen ross September 4, 2021

Glass rodded

The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.

Or someone who needs to be glass rodded

“Yo, Friend 2 needs to be glass rodded” Friend 1

by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025