Pork Roasted

Being so high that you feel as though you are a piece of roasted pork.

Damn nigga, that L got me pork roasted!

by KingBlooted February 25, 2011

Roster bitch

A bitch amoungst many other bitches on your roster of girls to smash.

I wonder which Roster bitch I should have tonight? Monica or Ashley?

by Blkwidowblkheart December 1, 2014

roasted chicken

old pornstars with skin that looks like roasted chicken

dude looks like a roasted chicken

by roasted chicken December 20, 2017

Pot Roasted

When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.

Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.

by scrotumloverboy July 2, 2011

The rooster.

Waking your girl up early by hitting in the face with your cock.

Samantha doesn't like to get up early, so I gave her the rooster.

by Beef Cakes 91 November 1, 2019

U are trash lol roasted

The term most commonly heard from 1st graders and people on the Xbox like Micah.
Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods

Eli: lol you are trash Micah
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted

by NoobScrub February 19, 2019

roasted sweet chestnuts

Ohjiro's favorite.

Ohjiro: "Thank you father. These are my favorite." -_-

by Jolt327 June 2, 2004