carmen faith reid

the most beautiful, compassionate, caring, brilliant and loyal friend anyone could ask for. she lights up rooms with her smile, turns anyones bad days into amazing ones, and she fiercely protects her loved ones. she is the type of person you aspire to be. she is often brought down by those who feel insecure when comparing themselves to her. she is amazing at listening and giving advice even about small, stupid incidents. she loves deeply, even to those who have hurt her. her middle name is faith, and that is how she is. trustworthy, reliable, she makes you believe in her and yourself, she gives you confidence and she is ferociously loyal.

she is braver than she lets on, she has lots of trauma but doesn't show it. instead she is there for her friends. she is genuine and sweet, stunning and kind; truly too good for this world. anyone who meets her loves her. especially her best friends.

Aphrodite would be envious of Carmen Faith Reid's sheer beauty.

Carmen Faith Red is everything good in the world, smushed into a single human.

Carmen Faith Reid deserves happiness.

I love Carmen Faith Reid

by qwerty13! September 11, 2020

i.simp.over.spencer.reid

i.simp.over.spencer.reid is the coolest person on tiktok. if they follow you then you’re immediately god😎

cool person: hey! have you heard of i.simp.over.spencer.reid on tiktok?

not cool person: yeah i have!!

cool person: are you moots with them? if not the. you’re NOT a cool person😑🙄😬

not cool person: *dies because they’re not moots with i.simp.over.spencer.reid

by mommymilkerz..milfs September 16, 2021

onion soup recipe

ingredients: onions, garlic, water, green onions, salami, green beans, soy sauce, fish sauce, plum sauce, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chilli flakes, pepper.

recipe:

slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well

put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.

wow this onion soup recipe is mad fye el hombre

by RupertCambridge February 6, 2023

KFC's secret recipe

1 egg beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup all-purpose flour
one 3 pound chicken cut into 6 pieces
1/3 pound of crisco
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chilli powder
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 Tablespoons paprika
1 teaspoon onion salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 Tablespoons accent (MSG based seasoning

I like KFC's secret recipe i guess.

by ellomateee1123 May 24, 2023

Banana bread recipe

1) A list of actions and ingredients needed to make banana bread

2) A way of speaking and communicating to your friends in a funny way

1) Ex.
Martha needed the banana bread recipe to make her first ever banana bread.

2) Ex.
Elly always speaks to Ellie in banana bread recipe when she is feeling happy.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

The Ewan Reid

When a bear with a chud-like penis deficates onto his son then preceedes to sit on his face and fart mutiple times until his son suffocates and dies?

"Hey man what are you in for?" Murder, I did The Ewan Reid...

by Demarcus Count Leroy (IV) Jr. December 3, 2023

Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.

James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur

by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024