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Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?
Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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Religion

They will lie and make things up until it is undeniable and then they will take credit for what took place.
Hym "They burned people at the stake for contradicting them and now people like Jordan Peterson are now trying to give the religion credit for science. Trying to deny me the credit I deserve. That is the only purpose the religion serves. It gives them a pretense to lie and make this up. They do that until they can't, wait for everyone to forget, and then do it again."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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AKC religion

new religion from 2023 Aliens Karma & Common sense.
the AKC religion, introduction video can be found on various sites such as YouTube, X , TikTok, Brighteon, patreon & more.
by THEMOSTINTERESTING December 20, 2024
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Religion

Belief in the afterlife or other metaphysical concepts, often using a mythology. It is spread by people called prophets.
I do not believe in religion.
by flopgaming September 15, 2023
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3rd Priest Religion

The 3rd Priet Religion is a Christian religion. Its where a Christan can do "world-like" activities. But they still pray & speak in tounges. They also believe that all people are created equal, and do not judge people by there: hair, skin, sexuality, or personality. They also care a lot about there looks and the way they are thought of by others. 3rd Priest always put God first in any situation.
Someone might be slamming on a person using there words, but they don't mean to harm that person, as a 3rd Priest.

People who are obsessed with keeping a well diet, & always trying look there best.

3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.
by Jesus Follower May 25, 2011
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religion

Something that made sense a few thousands years ago, but is irrelevant now.
You all need to embrace religion in your lives or you will burn in hell!
Nah, I'm good.
by Dzheres January 13, 2024
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Freedom of religion

Freedom of religion is an arsenal of your own personal religious traits that can be used at any time by you and sometimes combos are available.
Did David just beat down Jon with. All his religions by himself? Using your freedom of religion is cool but don't abuse it.
by bushlight January 15, 2018
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