Illinois pussy roast

When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.

Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!

by fliip3 March 28, 2022

going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one February 16, 2011

Hot roast beef

Pull your ass cheeks apart and let someone shit between them. Slam the ass cheeks shut then your partner licks the shit oozing out and this is how he eats a hot roast beef.

Jak fed Brent a hot roast beef after work last night.

by SpicyPino216 January 16, 2022

roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.

After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.

by MLWriter March 29, 2019

Syracuse spit roast

Same as an Alabama spit roast but no one is related

I lost the Syracuse spit roast cause she bit down at the wrong time.

by bigantsavage February 15, 2021

Madam Roast Beef

The most handsome streamer in existence! Gaymer! The best friend you can ask for. Always finds a way to make you laugh or smile

Look! it's that gorgeous Madam Roast Beef streaming Fortnite!! He's so handsome!

by BaronEsse January 30, 2021

Roasting Biases Day

may 14th is when u roast ur friends biases

yuh have fun

"Hey it's Roasting Biases Day, ur bias can't sing lol."

"She's a rapper.."

by yvespls May 07, 2020