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If one is really bored and has already done everything that comes to mind, this is what they type. Typing in this word is known as "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome". qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome is very common over summer vacation and during all-nighters. However, typed in repeatedly and it becomes a symptom of either "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". These are not contagious; however, gone too far and they result in low social skills, dorkyness, and a lot of time spent alone doing homework on a Saturday night.
Person 1: Hey what's up?

Person 2: nothin. I'm so bored, I just typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the search engine

Person 1: Oh gosh, you might qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome! Don't worry though, it can be cured. Have you done this before?

Person 2: Yes, I'm so bored it's been about 20 times this week.

Person 1: That's bad. You either have "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". I'm pretty sure it's youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome.

Person 2: Dang. Oh well, I bored. I'm gonna go search it again.

Person 1: Oh no you're not, we're going out before this progresses too far!
by Vanessa Clyde July 28, 2011
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A majestic manner of writing, typically performed when a human is so bored that they are incapable of typing anything useful on the keyboard. Thus, they proceed to type all the letters of the alphabet in order of the keyboard.
"Hey jim, wanna do something fun"
"Nah, I'm bored."
*Proceeds to type 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm' on keyboard.*
by TheAlphaWreaker May 31, 2018
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Person 1: Yo I'm so bored
Person 2: Try typing the above examples
Person 1: I already tried all of those, I think I'll try §1234567890-=qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'\`zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz`\';lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq=-09876543211qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\
Person 2: Yeah, 911, my friend is a fucking psychopath.
by alishebl05 December 27, 2018
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