queef cadaver

A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek

Steves mom emits a terrible odor from her Levi's, oh golly that seal bark must have actually been a queef cadaver.

by KingSlaw August 28, 2008

queef

The funniest sound on the planet.

Melanie queefed while I was fucking her and I had to stop, I was laughing so hard.

by sh0gun January 14, 2008

queef

The fart that comes from a female genetalia during or after the wild thing.

"Oh my god, it was me and Brad's first time having last night and i think i queefed!!! Oh my god, i was so embarrassed!! But he told me that he thought it was hot! Ew!

by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 16, 2006

queef fucked

when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart

i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.

by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003

Queef

A vaginal fart.

Cheri queefed so loud, I heard it from across the hall.

by BP Cubed March 24, 2009

Queef Circle

When a group of lovely girls arrange into a circular pattern with a pillow in the center of the circle. The pillow is used to catch the Vagina Farts produced by the women.

Meg got in a queef circle with all her friends and used a pillow as a biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.

by Iceberg88 January 7, 2011

Queece

A word that means anything and everything. Usually used in a derogatory manner but can be used as a compliment too.

You can't make it tonight? You are such a queece.
Bro, you have to see this movie, it is so queece.
Can you queece me out for a sec? I am having trouble with this.
I just queeced.

by queecedog October 22, 2013