queef cadaver

A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek

Steves mom emits a terrible odor from her Levi's, oh golly that seal bark must have actually been a queef cadaver.

by KingSlaw August 28, 2008

queef

The funniest sound on the planet.

Melanie queefed while I was fucking her and I had to stop, I was laughing so hard.

by sh0gun January 14, 2008

queef

The fart that comes from a female genetalia during or after the wild thing.

"Oh my god, it was me and Brad's first time having last night and i think i queefed!!! Oh my god, i was so embarrassed!! But he told me that he thought it was hot! Ew!

by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 16, 2006

queef fucked

when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart

i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.

by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003

Queef

A vaginal fart.

Cheri queefed so loud, I heard it from across the hall.

by BP Cubed March 24, 2009

Queef Circle

When a group of lovely girls arrange into a circular pattern with a pillow in the center of the circle. The pillow is used to catch the Vagina Farts produced by the women.

Meg got in a queef circle with all her friends and used a pillow as a biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.

by Iceberg88 January 7, 2011

Danza Queef

When you get eye level with a girls vagina whisper "who's the boss?" and then proceed to headbutt her in the vagina as hard as you can forcing her to queef.

I was going down on shaunte last night and gave her the danza queef but had to repeatedly headbutt her vag because i couldn't force enough air in.

by VanVterror April 16, 2010